The Urologist
Friday, August 29, 2008 | Labels: jokes | 0 comments »
Last week, my regular Doctor referred me to an urologist for some tests.
The meeting was at 8:00 AM this morning. The urologist was a woman, in her early 30's, and she was unbelievably beautiful and sexy.
She told me that I had to quit masturbating.
I asked her, why? She said "Because I'm trying to examine you".
The meeting was at 8:00 AM this morning. The urologist was a woman, in her early 30's, and she was unbelievably beautiful and sexy.
She told me that I had to quit masturbating.
I asked her, why? She said "Because I'm trying to examine you".
Hmm.. I think I have a new favorite quote
Thursday, August 28, 2008 | Labels: john lennon, quotes | 0 comments »
Part of me suspects that I'm a loser, and the other part of me thinks I'm God Almighty. ~ John Lennon
Riots on the Rock
Tuesday, August 26, 2008 | Labels: 1949, confederation, labrador, links, newfoundland, riot, st. john's | 0 comments »
In 1948, the British governor of Newfoundland secretly urged the British naval chief to send a warship with 200 armed marines to stand by near St. John's, out of sight, to quell any potential riots by people opposed to Confederation.
This information, which could have had a significant influence on Newfoundland in the turbulent months leading to Confederation, is contained in previously unpublished letters and telegrams, stamped Top Secret and Personal, obtained from the National Archives at Kew-Richmond in England
This information, which could have had a significant influence on Newfoundland in the turbulent months leading to Confederation, is contained in previously unpublished letters and telegrams, stamped Top Secret and Personal, obtained from the National Archives at Kew-Richmond in England
N.L. housing prices jump as Hebron signed
Thursday, August 21, 2008 | Labels: hebron, housing, labrador, links, newfoundland, oil, st. john's | 0 comments »
In a new subdivision in the area, real estate agent Charlie Harris told CBC News houses there would jump in price after the Hebron deal was signed Wednesday. One house was on the market Wednesday, the same day the deal was signed, for $280,000.
"This house will be $320,000 or $325,000 probably after today," Harris said Wednesday. "Every house in the subdivision will go up by $50,000 to $60,000."
"This house will be $320,000 or $325,000 probably after today," Harris said Wednesday. "Every house in the subdivision will go up by $50,000 to $60,000."
Newfoundland Secures $20B in Royalties; 3,000 jobs in Hebron Oil Deal
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 | Labels: hebron, labrador, links, newfoundland, oil | 0 comments »
(CEP News) - The province of Newfoundland and Labrador is expected to reap up to $20 billion in royalties and more than 3,000 jobs as part of the Hebron offshore oil field project, the details of which were announced Wednesday.
At a press conference in St. John, Premier Danny Williams said construction could begin as early as 2010 with a 2016 start-up date for the $6 billion project. More than 700 million barrels of oil is expected to be generated over the 25-year life of the project. The province has secured a 4.9% equity stake in the project.
At a press conference in St. John, Premier Danny Williams said construction could begin as early as 2010 with a 2016 start-up date for the $6 billion project. More than 700 million barrels of oil is expected to be generated over the 25-year life of the project. The province has secured a 4.9% equity stake in the project.
Hebron deal could come this week, sources say
Monday, August 18, 2008 | Labels: danny williams, hebron, labrador, links, newfoundland, oil | 0 comments »
Stevie Harper changes history again
Friday, August 15, 2008 | Labels: canada, labrador, newfoundland, stephen harper is a prick | 0 comments »
Harper says Confederation brought N.L. into Canada - in 1867
14 hours ago
CUPIDS, N.L. — Prime Minister Stephen Harper says it was like a reunion when Newfoundland and Labrador became part of Canada - nearly a century before the province actually did.
During a funding announcement Thursday in Cupids, N.L., Harper told a crowd of about 100 that Canada became whole when the province joined the country 59 years ago.
Moments later, he said: "So when Newfoundland finally joined together with us in Confederation in 1867, we all say it was like a family reunion."
Newfoundland did not join Canada until 1949 after a very close referendum.
Some people in the province still debate the merits of Confederation, and whether Newfoundland has lost its economic independence after joining the country.
14 hours ago
CUPIDS, N.L. — Prime Minister Stephen Harper says it was like a reunion when Newfoundland and Labrador became part of Canada - nearly a century before the province actually did.
During a funding announcement Thursday in Cupids, N.L., Harper told a crowd of about 100 that Canada became whole when the province joined the country 59 years ago.
Moments later, he said: "So when Newfoundland finally joined together with us in Confederation in 1867, we all say it was like a family reunion."
Newfoundland did not join Canada until 1949 after a very close referendum.
Some people in the province still debate the merits of Confederation, and whether Newfoundland has lost its economic independence after joining the country.
Harvest mulls $2 bln Newfoundland refinery project
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 | Labels: come by chance, labrador, links, newfoundland, oil, refinery | 0 comments »
Southern Newfoundland LNG plant ready to roll: proponent
| Labels: argentia, labrador, links, lng, newfoundland | 0 comments »
A company planning to build a $1.5-billion liquefied natural gas terminal in southern Newfoundland says it intends to start construction as soon as possible.
At peak, construction for the LNG plant will involve about 400 workers, and about 125 employees will be employed when the terminal is operational.
At peak, construction for the LNG plant will involve about 400 workers, and about 125 employees will be employed when the terminal is operational.
God is punishing Canada
Thursday, August 07, 2008 | Labels: fanatic, links, protest, religious freaks, winnipeg | 0 comments »
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