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Facts about potholes
Monday, March 31, 2008 | Labels: misc, potholes | 0 comments »
Pot holes are not caused by falling pots.
Some pot holes are really bottom-gutters in disguise.
One pot hole can steal as many as 40 hub caps.
One in thirty pot holes will cause a flat.
Pot holes are not non intelligent life forms.
Pot holes do not copulate and multiply.
Pot holes are never known to cause pleasure.
Pot holes have been blamed many times for spilled coffee and pop and smeared lip stick.
Pot holes were not invented by a guy named Pot.
Aluminum rims are the choice food for larger pot holes.
Pot holes never assume responsibility or ever pay for any damages.
Pot holes attract wheels and visa-versa.
Pot holes are notorious for jumping in front of vehicles.
Most pot holes are born in the winter time.
It can take as many as 20 shovels full of asphalt to kill a pot hole.
Some pot holes are really bottom-gutters in disguise.
One pot hole can steal as many as 40 hub caps.
One in thirty pot holes will cause a flat.
Pot holes are not non intelligent life forms.
Pot holes do not copulate and multiply.
Pot holes are never known to cause pleasure.
Pot holes have been blamed many times for spilled coffee and pop and smeared lip stick.
Pot holes were not invented by a guy named Pot.
Aluminum rims are the choice food for larger pot holes.
Pot holes never assume responsibility or ever pay for any damages.
Pot holes attract wheels and visa-versa.
Pot holes are notorious for jumping in front of vehicles.
Most pot holes are born in the winter time.
It can take as many as 20 shovels full of asphalt to kill a pot hole.
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