Feltham Rambles

A pretty, young woman in from Ontario was visiting Newfoundland and became so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for. We're off to Hawaii in the morning. If you like, I can stow you away on my ship. Ill take good care of you and bring you food everyday. Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her waist and added, 'I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy. The blond nodded, and thought what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Hawaii would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in the bowels of the ship. From then on, he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit every night, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Two weeks later, the Captain discovered her during a routine inspection. 'What are you doing here?' he asked. 'I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,' she explained. 'I get food and a trip to Hawaii , and in return he's screwing me.'

'He certainly is,' said the Captain. 'This is the Bell Island ferry.'

One day little Timmy walked into his parient's bedroom. He soon found his mom bent over the dresser and his dad going at her from behind. The dad looked over at Timmy, winked, and gave a little giggle. Timmy walked out the room.

The next day the dad walks into Timmy's room, to see Timmy going at it with his grandma bent over the dresser. The dad looks at Timmy and screams, "What the hell are you doing?" Timmy says, "It's no so funny when it's YOUR mom, is it?"